Obama Wins Nobel Liberal Prize!
What an outstanding achievement! Here's what the Nobel Committee had to say:
The Nobel Committee, after careful consideration, is pleased to announce that the winner of the Nobel Liberal Prize is awarded to President Barack Obama, long may He reign. The Committee was swayed by His outstanding and dedicated efforts to denigrate the history of the United States while speaking abroad. We are continually impressed by His tireless efforts to transform America from an evil, capitalistic, strong, free society into a good, socialistic, weak, and dependent society. President Obama simply won't rest until the U.S. government is as big as His ego, and America is no better than any other country. In fact, if it were a little worse than most, that would be great.
But what clinched the award was the amazing extent to which President Obama is not President Bush the Horrible. We can't get over it. It's like Obama is the anti-Bush. That, by itself, is reason enough for us to award the Nobel Liberal Prize to the One.
Yes, we're serious.
What a great day! I, for one, am having a hard time describing the new level of respect I have for the Nobel Committee. I am not alone.