After President Bush fell off a Segway on his first ride, Piers Morgan, editor of the Daily Mirror, ran the headline "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President." He added: "If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can."

As Powerline reminds us, "The wheels of justice grind slowly, it is said, but they grind exceedingly fine." So what happened when Morgan finally had his first ride on a Segway? He fell off, cracking three ribs.

I hate to see anybody get injured, but I sure don't mind seeing a Bush-hater get his comeuppance.